WHO Poll
Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
37%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



Son of Sam 11:41 Thu May 24
Lump on at 500/1
The 2014-15 season is over and some guys sit down in Leiciester and discuss their options. The season has been dire flirting with relegation most of it and conceding 3 or more to Manu Chelsea Spurs etc often. 14th place finish 41 points. Jamie Vardy scored 5 Ulloa top scorer in the league with 11. Their last two managers have been the flamboyant European Sven Goren Eriksson and the dour British Nigel Pearson. Lets up our game they decide and bring in Ranieri who had all but won the title with Chelsea the year they got to the champions league semi finals and were denied the title only by the Gooners Invincibles.

A man who brought John Terry, William Gallas, Wayne Bridge, Claude Makélélé and Frank Lampard to Chelsea or nurtured them. During his final months at Chelsea, Ranieri also identified Didier Drogba and Arjen Robben as players Chelsea should sign, both of whom went on to become key players at the club.

During the summer he brings in a few key signings (12) including loanees spending in or around 40,000,000 including Ngolo Kante for 6m from Caen, but does a massive clearance of 22 players released sent out on loan or sold. The rest is history , while the big 4 scoop up domestic cups and play European mid week matches, Leicester City win the thing.

Fast forward to 2018 and picture a porn cluttered office, the similarities with Leicester comparing our last season and their 14-15 effort are obvious a blind man could see them but We have gone a step better ,brought in someone who has actually won the title. Can Carroll and Hernandez do a Vardy / Rihyaz and get 41 goals between them, no European football to distract us from our title charge, maybe we even have a scout over in Caen? Can lightning strike twice? 500/1 e/w (just in case someone does an invincibles and pips us at the post)

I'll get my coat.

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Bernie 11:42 Thu May 24
Re: Lump on at 500/1
Don't worry about your coat

Darby_ 11:44 Thu May 24
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At least burning your money would keep you warm for a little while.

BRANDED 11:44 Thu May 24
Re: Lump on at 500/1
Leicester played champion level footy in the second half of the season they stayed up. They were already in winning form.

mallard 11:53 Thu May 24
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Time to start searching for a 'Kante'

Son of Sam 11:53 Thu May 24
Re: Lump on at 500/1
Branded , when they beat us to start that winning run they went on to beat West Brom Swansea Burnley Newcastle southampton and QPR drew 0-0 with Sunderland and lost 3-1 to Chelsea. A win is a win but....

JustAFatKevinDavies 11:55 Thu May 24
Re: Lump on at 500/1
your drinking is getting out of hand sos, son.

Coffee 12:01 Thu May 24
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mallard 11:53 Thu May 24

Plenty on here.

joey5000 12:02 Thu May 24
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BRANDED 11:44 Thu May 24
Re: Lump on at 500/1
Leicester played champion level footy in the second half of the season they stayed up. They were already in winning form.

Like us against Everton? *lumps on*

Leonard Hatred 12:22 Thu May 24
Re: Lump on at 500/1
The flaw in this plan is that Manchester City are gonna win the league for the next 3 years at least.

BRANDED 12:22 Thu May 24
Re: Lump on at 500/1
Yeah. Fuck, get in there.

Thanks Ted 12:28 Thu May 24
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Domestic cup is where you want to stick your hard earned.

Son of Sam 12:29 Thu May 24
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Its possible Len , BUT next year is the year they could be caught trousers down as Pep HAS to win the Champions league next year or he will be looking for a new club.

Johnson 2:06 Thu May 24
Re: Lump on at 500/1
Sullivan's lackeys must read this sort of rubbish and laugh themselves silly.

More value in punting on us to go down.

Peterboroughiron 2:07 Thu May 24
Re: Lump on at 500/1
Successful gambling is all about good value odds and they ain’t
Nice to day dream though

Northern Sold 2:11 Thu May 24
Re: Lump on at 500/1
Yeah you get your coat and I'll ring the men in white coats.... fucking hell one ageing old manager past his pension age that's just been doing a gig in China and you think we can win the league... you fucking loon... It's barley lane for you

cornish 2:16 Thu May 24
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Northern Sold but he ain't passed his pension age is he?

Your mum 2:20 Thu May 24
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Lay off the crack Son of Sam!

joyo 2:42 Thu May 24
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Nice to see a thread with a bit of optimisation instead of the usual doom and gloom.

Northern Sold 2:43 Thu May 24
Re: Lump on at 500/1
cornish... you seen his passport?? He's Chile's version of Titi Camara.... 64 going on 84....

JonWHUFC 2:47 Thu May 24
Re: Lump on at 500/1
I can see this happening however there are one or two things that would have to fall into place first.

1. Pep gets poached by China and Man City appoint BFS.

2. Man Utd decide to swap squads with Salford City to help out the class of 92.

3. Chelsea capitulate when Roman goes home as he doesn't have his visa renewed.

4. Uni Emery turns out to be Dick Emery.

5. The Scum get 50 point deduction as their new stadium isn't ready and they have to play all the home games at Wembley and then their new ground breaching PL rules.

6. Liverpool have to play on in the CL final for a golden goal winner and it is not scored until the 393,240th minute meaning they don't play their first PL game until March 2019.

7. The other 13 clubs have a mediocre season.

8. WHU actually buy a DM.

9. Carroll stays fit.

I know the last one is a long shot but we can at least dream can't we?

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